Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.Come play with us!

Recent Episodes
  • Ep. 347 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 1”
    Apr 9, 2025 – 01:22:21
  • Ep. 346 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 2”
    Apr 2, 2025 – 01:18:16
  • Ep. 345 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 1"
    Mar 26, 2025 – 00:56:30
  • Ep. 344 Oddity Part 2: “The Tale of the Woodm’n”
    Mar 19, 2025 – 00:53:54
  • Ep. 343 Oddity, Part 1: “The Tale of the Woodm’n”
    Mar 12, 2025 – 01:30:02
  • Morbid Minisode 125: Yellowjackets 0301: It Girl
    Mar 8, 2025 – 01:06:40
  • Ep. 342: The Substance Part 2: “The Tale of Dennis Quaid Being the Grossest Part of This Movie”
    Mar 5, 2025 – 01:17:58
  • Ep. 341: The Substance Part 1: “The Tale of Dennis Quaid Being the Grossest Part of This Movie”
    Feb 26, 2025 – 01:23:26
  • Ep. 340 Baghead: “The Tale of Mrs. Baghead Burpsmap”
    Feb 19, 2025 – 01:46:58
  • Ep. 339 10 Cloverfield Lane: “The Tale of Travelling To and About the Great State of Louisiana”
    Feb 12, 2025 – 02:23:38
  • Ep. 338 It’s What’s Inside: “The Tale of the Dangers of Switching Brains with Your Friends if They’re Dicks”
    Feb 5, 2025 – 02:19:16
  • Ep. 337 Cuckoo: “The Tale of Heavy Pours”
    Jan 29, 2025 – 02:35:02
  • Ep. 336 Arachnophobia: “The Tale of the Head Coach and Kicker of the Miami Dolphins in 1990”
    Jan 22, 2025 – 02:14:20
  • Ep. 335 Re-Release A Dark Song: “The Tale of How You Can Help During the Los Angeles Wildfires”
    Jan 15, 2025 – 02:27:10
  • Ep. 334 Trap: “The Tale of Farting Yourself Out of a Psych Degree”
    Jan 8, 2025 – 02:24:32
  • Ep. 333 Black Christmas (1974): “The Tale of the Late, Great Olivia Hussey”
    Jan 1, 2025 – 02:18:22
  • Ep. 332 Gremlins: “The Tale of Kim’s Womb”
    Dec 25, 2024 – 02:31:42
  • Ep. 331 Violent Night: “The Tale of Santa’s Catchphrase”
    Dec 18, 2024 – 02:22:06
  • Ep. 330 Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - “The Tale of Cinematic Gold”
    Dec 11, 2024 – 02:42:16
  • Ep. 329 Devil’s Pass: “The Tale of Kim’s Birthday Present”
    Dec 4, 2024 – 02:29:12
  • Ep. 328 Black Friday: “The Tale of Detective Dour Dennis”
    Nov 27, 2024 – 02:15:58
  • Ep. 327: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 68 - You’re Next”
    Nov 20, 2024 – 02:17:23
  • Ep. 326 ‘Salem’s Lot (2024): “The Tale of How Tape Works”
    Nov 13, 2024 – 02:18:28
  • Ep. 325 The Grudge (2004): “The Tale of Ketryn’s Last Podcast Because She’s Dead”
    Nov 6, 2024 – 02:28:55
  • DARK SANCTUM: Audio terror from DREAD and Wondery+ [Exclusive Sneak Peek]
    Nov 1, 2024 – 00:05:06
  • Ep. 324 The Quiet Room: “The Tale of our Special Guests from Black Fat Femme Podcast!”
    Oct 30, 2024 – 01:35:40
  • Ep. 323 The Village of the Damned: “The Tale of Netflix’s Hot New Spin-off ‘Is It Soup?’”
    Oct 23, 2024 – 01:51:40
  • Morbid Minisode 115: FROM 0201 "Strangers in a Strange Land"
    Oct 21, 2024 – 01:02:48
  • Ep. 322 The Haunting in Connecticut “The Tale of Baby Switchblade Heart Heart Heart”
    Oct 16, 2024 – 02:34:52
  • Ep. 321 The Fog: “The Tale of the Triumphant Return of Thomas Janine Atkins”
    Oct 9, 2024 – 01:45:44
  • Ep. 320 Tarot: “The Tale of Garfield and Todd”
    Oct 2, 2024 – 02:27:56
  • Ep. 319 The Deliverance: “The Tale of Getting Milked and Zilked”
    Sep 25, 2024 – 02:34:33
  • Ep. 318 Triangle: “The Tale of Heather Most Definitely Being Dead”
    Sep 18, 2024 – 02:18:20
  • Ep. 317 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan — “The Tale of Traversing the Raging New Jersey Sea”
    Sep 11, 2024 – 02:35:24
  • Ep. 316 Longlegs: “The Tale of Stabbing No Times”
    Sep 4, 2024 – 02:12:32
  • Ep. 315 The Gift: “The Tale of Why Ketryn is Not Receiving Visitors at this Time”
    Aug 28, 2024 – 02:17:34
  • Ep. 314 Suitable Flesh “The Tale of Cole being SO Grounded!”
    Aug 21, 2024 – 02:25:56
  • Ep. 313 As Above So Below “The Tale of Kim, The Comic Book Aficionado”
    Aug 14, 2024 – 02:18:32
  • Ep. 312 Night Swim: “The Tale of Kim’s Debilitating Fear of Pools”
    Aug 7, 2024 – 02:15:00
  • Ep. 311 The Shallows: “The Tale of the SHARKuterie Board”
    Jul 31, 2024 – 02:28:32
  • Ep. 310 Hereditary: “The Tale of 4-Day Work Weeks in Hell” with special guest D!
    Jul 24, 2024 – 02:49:48
  • Ep. 309 Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre: “The Tale of Gettin’ Sharkansassy”
    Jul 17, 2024 – 02:31:58
  • Ep. 308 Abigail: “The Tale of the Unbreakable Pinky Swear”
    Jul 10, 2024 – 03:08:02
  • Ep. 307 A Nightmare on Elm Street 5, The Dream Child: “The Tale of Fred T. Krueger”
    Jul 3, 2024 – 02:49:50
  • Ep. 306 Immaculate: “The Tale of the Narrator”
    Jun 26, 2024 – 02:40:26
  • Ep. 305 Sissy: “The Tale of a ‘West Memphis 3’ Themed Bachelorette Party”
    Jun 19, 2024 – 02:39:54
  • Ep. 304 Late Night with the Devil: “The Tale of the Uncrapable Creepy Crapbag”
    Jun 12, 2024 – 02:04:29
  • Ep. 300: “The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive 300 Times… Definitely”
    Jun 5, 2024 – 02:17:32
  • Ep. 303 Insidious: The Red Door - “The Tale of Armiana Grande”
    May 29, 2024 – 02:50:49
  • Ep. 302 Insidious - The Last Key: “The Tale of Dunston Checks In”
    May 22, 2024 – 02:31:11
Recent Reviews
  • -/ellehelle\-
    Great success
    First time listener. Two things happened that warrant 5 stars immediately: 1. Impromptu a-cappella mouth bagpipes that were somehow more bagpipes than bagpipes. 2. Mention of Toni Collette’s Oscar snub. Because never forget. A million times yes. Can’t wait to listen all of y’all’s content
  • kjleinicke
    Only podcast you’ll ever need
    (My name is Bethany and I borrowed my partner's iPhone to leave a review...) This is a horror movie podcast hosted by my best friends who don't know they're my best friends. It honestly doesn't matter what kind of podcast it is because I would listen to them talk about literally anything. Cut the chit chat and dive into this masterpiece of a podcast. So I started making a list of my favorite episodes but no one asked for my top 300 favorite episodes so I narrowed it down to my top 3: if you're new to the podcast start with Ep122 Misery– A captivating tale told by our very own Kathy Bates, also known as Ketryn Porter Martin. I can't get the impression out of my head, it's so good., Ep148 What Keeps You Alive– A sweet but twisted LGBTQ+ tale I listen to whenever I feel like watching the movie (I've never seen it but they weave the tale so well I feel like I've seen it 100 times), Ep234 Pearl– worth a listen just to hear Ketryn perform Pearl's famous speech. Honorable mentions include Ep218 Final Destination– Arik, Ket's husband/podcast producer/roommate is an absolute delight and I'll never get enough of this hilarious duo and Ep310 Hereditary– Imagine telling someone one of the most shocking parts of the movie and they tell you they've experienced it in real life... Ummm yeah listen to this episode, okay!! D's also the sweetest purest angel who ever lived. Obsessed with the Kim and D duo. With that being said, I hope the podcast lasts forever and ever and ever and ever!!! You guys give me a reason to wake up every Wednesday and I love you so dearly! Also I would like a song please!! Hahaha Love, Bethany
  • The Meeshee
    My Favorite Podcast!
    I have been a Sammie since episode 3. Love spending time with these ladies! Lots of laughs and lots of heart. I don’t enjoy watching horror movies, but I love experiencing them through Kim and Ket’s eyes…..please sing me a song ;-)
  • Katie in San Francisco
    My comfort show
    *sing my name please* Absolutely love this show! I've been listening for years. The concept is so creative and Kim and Ket bring so much joy and humor to horror. The detail they bring to describing the plot each movie feels like I’m watching it in my head.
  • Tony from Chicago
    Why Can’t We Give 15 Stars?
    I could have sworn I’d already provided a review as a three-year fan. So, I’m starting off 2025 by fixing my “gold fish brain” error. Wednesdays have long been celebrated as halfway to the weekend. However, I’m here to write that the KKSAM podcast is my reason to look forward to this day of the week. Kim and Ket (aka “Woot and Hoot girls”, ala episode 333) infuse every episode with awesomeness via their joyous friendship, expert sound effect & accent skills, and genuine hilarity, within a super fun concept. Thank you ladies for making our ear holes happy every week!
  • tms2828
    One of my favorite podcasts!
    As a horror fan, I love this podcast so much. Kim and Ket’s dynamic as hosts and well as their friendship are such a joy to listen to! I’m forever a SAMMIE
  • ToTheLibrary
    Great!
    Fun show!
  • labratio77
    Best Pod Evarrrrrr!
    KKSAM is my comfort podcast! The only pod that covers horror movies that I can listen to without seeing the movie first and sometimes enjoy more! KKSAM has actually introduced me to new favorite horror movies. #StayAlive Sammies!
  • barjoriemerman
    Love!
    I love this podcast! It’s one of my favorites. If you like horror but can’t quite stomach watching on your own, I highly recommend this podcast. They aren’t gatekeepy about horror, they just like it and like to talk about it.
  • Hr61
    5/5
    Currently my favorite podcast. My name is Sammy so obviously I would love this. It feels like I have friends who talk to me, but don’t listen. I appreciate the companionship especially considering that I listen to it while I clean an empty school. Which isn’t always the best choice because I think it causes me to see things. Maybe my brain is just dumb, I don’t know, but what I do know is that it’s worth the anxiety I get. Thanks Kim & Ket, you’re the best!
  • m0bbin_babe
    It’s like rewatching movies but better
    Listening to the descriptions and commentary on the Hellraiser episode was honestly better than watching the movie!
  • onlymisskodee
    Podcast fun!
    I feel like this is what would happen if my sister and I started a podcast. It’s fun and entertaining to listen to the description of the movies and the reactions. I love all the inside jokes and call backs! 10/10 ⭐️would recommend
  • StepIntoReality
    THIS PODCAST SLAYS
    I LOVE THIS PODCAST! One of the best ideas for a podcast ever. Two of the kindest and most genuine queens. My top podcast for the past year! Can’t wait for many more episodes to come. Love you 🖤
  • Smellybernal
    AMAZING!!!
    This podcast was literally made for me!!! I love it!!!
  • Diva Dianna
    Loving it
    I love this horror movie podcast , Kim and Ket rock.
  • Scogli
    5-Star Review
    I love this unique horror podcast and Kim & Ket’s humor and authenticity!
  • Squeeky1190
    Love listening to these ladies!!!
    I have listened to every episode that Kim and Ket have released. The are hilarious and so fun to listen to.
  • Bejeweler9
    Gotta hang with these gals!
    Kim and Ket make a fantastic duo, telling you the plots to horror movies and playing a game to see if they’d stay alive! Love the voices they do, their banter and pretty much everything about them. Please listen for a good time.
  • Saleemo22_345
    Love love love!
    Kim and Ket are absolutely hilarious and so genuine! Every time I listen I feel like I am sitting right there with them. They love horror and that comes through in every episode. They have also created an amazing community around the podcast. They are phenomenal people and they have created an amazing show.
  • Mulderface
    Hilarious!!!
    I love these ladies!!! I love their mispronunciation, their enthusiasm, their voices and their storytelling... I’m too scared to watch these movies, and it’s way more fun to experience them this way... Thanks ladies for great content...
  • Jazz9685345
    TIME TO STAY ALIVE
    This podcast has a cool and unique set up. Would definitely recommend.
  • Mxsandy12
    Kim and Ket are hilarious! Love this pod!
    Normally im not a horror person but Kim and Ket make the genre light and relatable. They scream and squirm like I do and are having the best time freaking each other out! Lots of info and great banter too!
  • berlytower
    Absolute favorite
    I’m genuinely surprised this podcast isn’t more well-known. Hands-down, it’s one of my favorites, even competing against other podcasts with huge budgets and production teams. Kim & Ket are delightful hosts with a really fun dynamic. (Sometimes the whole “two friends talking about a thing together” format can get boring - especially if the hosts go off-topic for extended periods of time - but I don’t think that’s ever happened on KKSAM. Every episode I’ve listened to has been great.) I, personally, am a huge wuss who loves horror movies but is too scared to watch them alone. This podcast lets me engage in the genre with a lovely dose of comedy + without pissing my pants. Subscribe!
  • iigarbanzoii
    This is a good review that went off the rails.
    Some people sip a mug of tea and light patchouli incense before bed. I listen to murder podcasts while sipping bourbon and petting my pet Komodo dragon. I feel like Kim and Ket would approve. Also, Kim’s a sound effect maven who I have a not-so-minor crush on. I’m sure you will, too. Also, can we cancel patchouli as a smell?
  • Hfhfjfnrbfj
    Gabe
    You guys are awesome! I have to say as a host of a movie podcast that does horror too this show is where it’s at! It is just amazing!!
  • Ohmarthamydear
    Sammies 4ever
    Kim and Ket are the cutest couple of girls I’ve heard so far in horror. Great concept in general and i love the wikipedia husband tid bits about the movies. From the running gags to the diverse selection of movies this has quickly become one of my favorite pods ❤️
  • Zac TG
    These are my ladies!!
    New to this podcast but I can’t get enough. The films covered and their commentary are gold. So funny and on point. Ordered a shirt from their store. First purchase of podcast merch I’ve made and I am a merch dork. Thanks Kim and Ket!
  • Lincoln Loft
    Amazing
    Hosts are hilarious! If you ever thought you’d make it through a horror film, check this out!
  • JonnyFNbenson
    Spookalicious
    Scary Hot Chicks Are My Favorite!!!!
  • Echoseiersen
    Such a fun show
    Definitely some kinks to work out, but nothing that won’t be fixed with time and experience. Such a fun and hilarious podcast!! Listen!! You will love it.
  • Obiwan Jacoby
    5 stars
    Perfect
  • B-Rich18
    Nice convo
    Just wanted to continue hanging out; nicely done.
  • mayostard
    Hilarious
    Kim
  • CrystalTheOmnipotent
    Fun, but could use more research
    I enjoy their recaps, but I shouldn’t know more trivia and backstory than they do on literally every single movie they cover. I mean, you’re a horror podcast, like can’t you at least go read the IMDB trivia? The repo episode was particularly bad in this way, which is weird since the freaking episode was over 2 hours lol
  • CreepItRealPod
    Love this show
    OMG love these ladies. They are so relatable and their banter is hilarious. It's nice to get the perspective of two ladies on horror movies, which makes this a must listen for every week. Thank you, ladies for putting out quality content that makes us want more and more <3
  • Jennifer0503
    Awesome
    Y’all are one of the best podcasts I listen to! The chemistry y’all have together is awesome!
  • WE GOIN' TO
    This is funny and good
    You know how everything is the worst right now? This podcast is not.
  • Rain in Austin
    I really wanted to love them.
    Fun, funny - but one person keeps SCREAMING or yelping or just spiking the volume out of nowhere. I love the discussion and game, but really hate the sudden volume spikes/literal screaming. I just cannot with these “jump scares” in the episode. If you want My Favorite Murder, but about horror movies, but also with unprompted irregular screaming, this is the show for you! I wanted to love this and absolutely can’t because of the screaming. This is definitely a show for somebody (else).
  • mrsjamato
    My tried and true!
    Whether I’m in the car headed to work, going for a run or just lounging around, this podcast has me hooked. You instantly feel like you are with your best friends while getting the dish on everything horror movie related, which is perfect for a scaredy cat like me. And in the most fun, creative way! Definitely worth a listen for the laughs, the silliness, and best of all, the horror!
  • LA' TISH
    On Wednesdays we wear headphones!
    Wednesdays are the best days because there’s more KKSAM! Kim & Ket have great chemistry, they’re so funny, & have made a great game of staying alive. Even a wuss like me can enjoy horror films now! I also got some hella cute merch because I love sharing this pod with more people. Why are you still reading?! Start listening!
  • Started off fun.....
    Started off fun...
    I really enjoyed this podcast.... at first. But then they quickly turned into two entitled white girls trying to find a movement to support. A podcast I turned to for comfort and l;aughter becamse a podcast I'll never listen to cause all they wanted to do was complain about something that was not a horror movie.
  • Rocky Roll
    Must listen! The only way to “watch” a horror movie if you can’t do blood.
    I can’t watch horror movies anymore because they’re way too much for me these days. This is now the only way I want to experience them. So freaking funny! I feel like I’m just hanging with my friends talking about movies. So much so that I yell at my phone when they don’t acknowledge me and I’m trying to help them remember an actor or word they forgot.
  • junbug2338
    So much fun
    Kim + Ket Stay Alive..... is just the best time EVER! Listen and you won’t be disappointed! The only bad thing about this podcast is there aren’t more episodes! If you love horror & love to laugh, listen. All the cool kids are.
  • Angelabeee
    Love you guys!!
    Heard you yesterday on HHS and cannot stop listening!
  • Trasl22
    The best
    I love horror, I looooove horror, and part of that is imagining being in the situations that the chharacters are in, and wondering whether I'd survive. So it goes without saying that Kim and Ket have nailed that aspect of the horror genre with their podcast. What more fun could there be than to listen to two women who love horror as much as I do talk about all the things I want to hear! Especially in such a fun and hilarious way.
  • Elgin Thomas
    Constructive Feedback
    Updating my previous review. Maintaining my 5 star rating because this is the best podcast in my feed and they deserve 10 stars!!! Here’s what I’d like to see: 1. I wish that I actually had incentive to subscribe to their Patreon. I’d like to support them because their podcast is top notch but the only Patreon I’ve subscribed to is True Crime Obsessed. Patrick and Gillian actually make FULL bonus episodes. Kim and Ketran just make Post Mortems that I’m not even curious about honestly. Please make full bonus episodes in tandem with your regular episodes and you will have a supporter right here at the $5 level! 2. Not a huge deal but nothing turns me off more than when the hosts fight or bicker. It’s so funny when it’s in a playful way and makes for great content but when you can clearly tell that both of them are just having a bad day and they genuinely argue or get catty with each other it makes me so uncomfortable and completely takes me out of the podcast. It happens rarely but when it does please cut it out in post. It’s like when Karen and Georgia fight on MFM. It’s only happened like twice but when it does it makes me cringe so hard.
  • Lowengirl
    Here’s to Staying Alive
    I just stumbled upon this podcast and I have to say, these ladies are “killing it”. The format is hilarious and unique. My first episode was Fright Night, which happens to be my favorite movie - for real. I’ve been binge listening every since. I am so looking forward to more content. I, am living for it.
  • LarryG_akron
    This is awesome.
    I stumbled on this last night and listened to the House if Wax episode on the way to work. I loved it and subscribed but I’m probably going to listen to The Thing episode next. Also - I was reading descriptions of various episodes before listening - “Larry” is a great name if not terribly sexy. I feel personally attacked! I’ve done pretty okay, thank you very much! Great stuff! Ps. I love older horror films. My favorite Vincent Price film is probably Masque of the Red Death. Creepy 14 year old me loves Hazel Court in this film (creepy adult me does as well). Ps2. #nerdert Paddle ball guy was featured became House of Wax was made in color and 3D.
  • JustinLonghorn
    I can definitely dig it.
    Fresh fun take on a horror movie podcast. Keep it up, chumps!
  • captangry
    This podcast is great! No Maybe about it!
    After finding this podcast over the summer, I have burned through all the episodes. Kim and Ket have a great show. They are funny and have pretty great takes on movies. Highly enjoyable.
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