Moo. Mooooo. Moo! Moo! Mooooo! Moo.

Slash Beef? Slash Beef! Slah Beeh?? Slabee!! Sla? Sla!!

The number one podcast for those involved—or just interested!—in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.

I’ve unfollowed this show multiple times but it keeps sucking me back in. Help :(

This one of the few podcasts that I've re-listened to multiple times, and no other podcast has made me laugh so hard. Every Beef Call episode is a masterpiece. Oh, and Bimpsie... Bimpsie!

If you’re in and around the beef industry and the production of beef animals, this is the most hard hitting and all-encompassing podcast on the subject. Many episodes focus on the players who shape the industry. Most though focus on rear-end, beef issues. If you’re interested in a cow’s anus, anal-related issues, or general bovine/bull-feces, this might be the podcast for you.

I was driving while listening and had to pull over when they discussed chimp replacements for Harry Potter. Laughed so hard I was crying 😄🤣

Beef and Dairy tickles my funny bone in a way no other podcast has.

BP, also known as Beef Podcast, has illluminated my life for the better. Braised be Beef.

I wish more podcasts did what this one does. Or, maybe I just hope Ben Partridge continues developing creative gems like this one.

Kind of weird to not leave a five star review for this podcast

This show is the literal embodiment of David Lynch hanging out with a cow on a street corner and falling ever further into madness. I mean this as a compliment.

At times this pod has had me gasping for air. Five stars because it’s funnier than any other podcast by a mile. I will add, sometimes experiments don’t pan out or interviews feel drawn out. But you need to join the network, for it is a network of genius.

So funny and sublime

This is beef in all its glories, from glando to edible sand. Curious? Lovingly crafted, this is human achievement at its beefy best. Kudos to you, beefers!! Beefeaters Unite!

British humour at its finest. I’m on episode 16 and I’m hooked; with every episode it manages to get better and flesh (haha) out a rich cow themed universe with characters that make me burst out laughing. If you liked welcome to night vale but wished the humour was more subtle/dry, this is a perfect listen.

This is my favorite beef horror podcast, best in the genre!

Ben Partridge has truly crafted an entire universe. A weird, fantastical, absurdist, dry beef-themed universe. What’s not to love?

This is an excellent beef horror podcast

It’s the best podcast ever.

Are you looking for an quirky audio journey through all things beef, sometimes dairy, definitely not pork, but occasionally the actor Ted Danson? Well then, this show has been tailor made for you! A bespoke podcast of your very specific interests, Jerry J. Sutton of 221 Gurnsey Dr. I’m East Sussex (south of West Sussex, take a left at the petrol station). Praise be to Bimpsie! I love the show; please keep making this terrific podcast!

Start from the beginning, this story grows as if it were a seed sown in soil ripe with sweet sweet cow excrement. I’d love to see a bit of the right sir honorable Johnny JR’s wit added in.

This is like if you found the really best thing ever and asked it to be podcast for a while, but also in sexy underpants.

Most bizarre and absolutely hilarious. If you have a surreal sense of humor and can stomach a great deal of talking about cow excrement, this is for you. And trust me I don’t much care for cow excrement but they’ve pulled it off.

What if the beef industry was popular as Hollywood, powerful as big oil and nefarious as a Bond villain? Look no further for your answers.

Genuinely subtle. Incredibly funny.

…it’s a way of life.

So informative

I woke up with the beef call number echoing through my brain, the faint impressions of a beef dream still dancing upon my mind’s tongue. That was when I realized I had a problem.

So Eli Roberts is definitely part fifth meat moon alien, right? Like, maybe his father is half moon alien on his mother’s side. Oh shoot, hang on. Someone’s knocking at the door, I’ll just-

Huge beef of the show, thank you so much Beefjamin for your tireless contribution to the arts. My only complaint is the often lacking viewpoint of dairy products. Other than that Im a huge beef-head, and I salute you for your crimes.

Wonderful!

Discover this podcast whilst enjoying some rich beef sausages. Make your way to a side of Three Bean Salad and enjoy dessert in St. Elwick’s Neighbourhood.

This is the number one podcast for those involved, or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.

What a find!!

This is hands down one of the funniest most absurd shows I have ever heard. Always a surprising turn to make you laugh. I even love the ads.

This is simply the most informative podcast about the scourge of lamb. With in depth human interest reporting, medical experts, and a third thing I can’t think of off the top of my head, this podcast is simply the only place one can really get at the truth. All hail Malcolm the bull.

Who knew a bit reading numbers could be so funny

Hitters

Excellent episode with Debbie the fire starter/bull toucher. I hope she comes back again.

Rich beef sausages. Rich Beef Sausages. Richbeefsausages. Rich. Beef. Sausages.

This podcast is about beef and dairy

Quality cuts

The best agriculturally themed surrealist comedy podcast I’ve listened to. Also my most important source of information about the exciting new products from Mitchell’s.

Hands down the most brilliantly surreal, absurdist, high quality production in the entire Beef Industry. I find myself listening to episodes over and over again, my absolute favorite podcast.

I charged my Bose noise cancelling headphones to listen to all sorts of content so I was quite surprised to have a wonderfully sound architected upbeat upbeef catchy beef song find me in the middle of lunch. Seriously, high quality sound in high quality headphones. These people know exactly what they’re doing. High quality content. Thank goodness this beef recording is going to the aliens so they too can experience what I am. This is more than a podcast. It’s an experience.

You have to be smart to be this stupid.

Be the funniest thing I have ever heard. Totally sublime.

On the surface it’s a brilliant dry comedy podcast ranging from interview gags to radio-play-like slapstick, all with a sinister surreal edge to it. The weird part is how compelling and comforting the insanity of the world they build is. Gotta recommend.

Until I heard this podcast, I always thought there were only the four meats. I can’t figure it out exactly, but it now seems to me, there’s something deep inside calling me, calling to me, and all it’s saying is: “Fifth. Meat.” And then a pause, and then, again: “Fifth meat.” I don’t know what it means or how I’m hearing it, but … oh wait, hold on, there’s someone at the door, just a moment.