Wade:tall, bald. Bad plumbing bad sports. Bob:taller hair. Baby. Mark:short, the best looking, the most Korean.

In alleged advice too, were you talking about jump park in Medina Ohio?

Bald

Mark is short, wade need car, bob change diapers… best podcast ever

All great. Too cool for school

Having seen every episode I can attest the podcast just gets better over time. It was good before as a classic 3 men talk just talk to each other genre podcast but having exhausted most of their life stories that they’re willing to share (I assume) they have transitioned into improvised improv game show. Only TWO contestants. It’s probably not funny to everyone, but it works for me and maybe it’ll work for you too

WORSHIP THE DISTRACTIBLE GODS

The greatest erection of my entire life listening to this

But my screen time prohibits explicit content and that’s what this entire podcast is maybe you could make it not explicit content

10 gallon bucket

I love listening to these guys tell jokes and it is hilarious how they all make fun of each other because they are great friends.

every time I look at Wade and I get blinded

Been a long time youtube watcher and have listened since they started the podcast. But MAN- RIP Distractible 2025 - like SNL they have thrown comedy out the window. Every 2025 episode has been so bad it makes some of the classic past episodes unwatchable. Hoping they go back to their old ways soon... :/

Great way to bring a three friends together and also have fun been watching bob for some time now I don’t know any other of the guys

I have listened to this podcast every day since summer of 2024, and I would never stop. This podcast is amazing and so are Mark Bob and Wade. I have been going through some hard times and this podcast is the main thing that makes me happy and feel hopeful that it will be better. Thank you guys so so much.

This is a fun one, combining comedy with information in a fun, creative way. The chemistry between the trio is something to behold; love this podcast!!!

Every time they say that this is my favorite podcast I think they are right!!!!

Increasingly more political, some episodes are funny, others talk are blatant political hypocrisy, it’s mostly bob. They should stay making jokes and games.

kinda cringe but sometimes they’re funny

I love you mark!!!! I’ve been watching you since 1997!!!!🥰🥰🥰

I’ve watched mark for so long ever since I found his FNAF videos like ultimate custom night !! These three guys have such a friendship I always enjoy their humor

‘Nah, I’d Win Part 2’ might’ve killed my last braincell. Longtime Markiplier fan, new Distractible listener. Love you all!

According to bob, everything that is not rigid is in part a container. Which is just wrong.

I stumbled upon this podcast in my recommendations not knowing who these 3 gentlemen were, and now 3 months later i’ve listened to around 40 episodes. They are so entertaining to listen to and whoever is reading this should go and take a listen

Strange silly little bald man, very carless, not so good at hair. 5 whole stars out of 5 whole stars

This show is absolutely amazing, from Mark, Bob, and Wade to all of their episodes. I listen to this podcast all the time, and I think this should be the number one podcast in the world.

I love these guys

Guns are great.

There is a very silly bald man who is very silly and also wins every episode, hmmm anyway 5 stars

Love this type of content

nut gun

If you want the fifth star stop talking about your feelings

This show baller

Ok so I love this podcast to the broth of my bones. To the very cooling core of my render farm! It’s so funny that I could see my laughing reflection from a certain bald surface! SO FUNNY INFACT THAT MY FRIDGE LEAKED EVERYWHERE. I think we get the point here. Anyways I was listening to the Nah I’d win part 2 episode and was eating rice with pork. The episode is extremely funny especially near the end! I laughed so hard that some of the rice I was eating went up my nose! I know I know kinda gross and yea quite painful infact! But fear not fellow distracted colisteners because I am ok! All foreign nose rice has been removed! I just thought I should let those goofy goobers down in Distractable HQ know the level of funny they emit!

Bob is so bald….

Disappointed to hear Mark so casually reference using AI to make something. I thought Mark would’ve been more attuned to the plight of artists who have their work taken without their consent for generative AI, because it impacts YouTubers/voice actors/writers as well (which he is.) I just can’t support a show that supports that, even if it’s just one host. Thank you for the funny memories though.

This review is a Cannoli because there are two sides

Couldn’t get over how Mark and Bob never engage with Wade’s topics, and stubbed all 10 of my toes on different items during the duration of an episode!!!! Also veryyyyyy silly how wade wins every episode, be less predictable guys! - cannoli

Guess who is which one. I’ll give you a hint. Mark and Bob are the weenies. I kept it PG compared to what I want to say. But I hope Wade reads this one day.

Mark, bob, Wade soooooo funny 😍😍😍😍😍they are so good an cool ✮😎✮I wish I was them😔😔😔they are funny, fun, scarwy, awesome, If I could rate it 1/10 I would rate it ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️+ all episodes are good but this episode is WWWWW🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜

This review is a cannoli

The Bobs and the Bees is my favorite episode

AWESOME! And MARK?!?!?!? AND FNAF MOVIE 2!???!,!!,11111!!! AND PODCAST?!!!!?1!1!1!!!1!!?!?!? SO MANY STUFF!

Still great

Super yummy podcast with scrumptious episodes

I have never laughed this hard in my life

The best podcast I’ve ever listen to

Most certifiably haha podcast I’ve listened to. Cured my hahan’t.

Goodbye boredom!

The cure to cancer.