Football Cliches

Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker explore the glorious and unique language of football: the words, the phrases, the mannerisms and, above all, the clichés.Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN

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  • show reviewer
    The Ultimate Showdown
    I have been waiting for Cliches v Ramble quiz my whole life, and it did not disappoint!! I think I’ll listen to it everyday until my sad, sad demise. Hang it in the Louvre
  • Match_Fit
    Thank goodness it’s back
    Every episode has me hoping the passersby on the street see that I have earbuds in because I’m cackling like a madman. Honestly the funniest podcast in my rotation, albeit for a rather niche audience. Highest recommend for all fans of English football.
  • Diesel442
    5 star
    No idea how to describe this show to friends
  • Lukadog
    Welcome back!
    Obviously they was a good servant to the previous lot, and they say they parted ways on good terms. And if I’m being honest, it’ll take ‘em a while to bed-in in this league, and as I said before, they will need game-time to find their feet, and obviously time will tell if they can give hundred and ten percent.
  • SteveJohnson
    File might be messed up?
    lots of skipping and an early ending for me at least. Wonderful to have the fellas back ❤️
  • Aanvikismyname
    Like the Rolls-Royce of Podcasts
    This is a podcast for the “true” football fan— a very specific fan who loves the pantomime and the drama of football as much if not more than the actual game itself. The ones who’ve consumed so much of the stupid game that they start seeing patterns and want to meet someone who does the same. It took me a few episodes to truly fall in love with this podcast. Mostly because there are so many formats and bits that take time to getting used to. Once you do, it’s brilliant.
  • Alexliljenquist
    The best football podcast on earth
    The only football podcast you need
  • Hit M Hi
    Don’t leave me again!!
    Happy happy day now that cliches are back. I love this pod- TGIC!
  • urban_wizard
    Ecstatic!!
    I am super excited that the cliche podcast back!! As an American, this show has taught me a lot of the nuances of this sport that one could only learn living where the game is best. Thank you for that. Seth, from Oklahoma.
  • dandylion1971
    It’s like having a new podcast!
    This pod is in or around my favorite. The growing pedant void that has been growing in my soul or thereabouts will once again be filled.
  • starboy fc
    Funniest football podcast ever!!
    So happy the podcast is back. Have been missing it greatly. If you love the language of football this is the podcast for you. You will laugh out loud!
  • Blackwallguerilla
    Already the best football podcast
    Still takes me 15 seconds to realize Mesut Haaland Dicks is supposed to be Desert Island Discs
  • CLJ810
    You’re back!!!
    So excited to hear the trailer—and that the band will be back together. Looking forward to the brilliance to come.
  • Reibeez
    Legitimately one of my favorite podcasts
    Was very nervous it wasn’t coming back when I didn’t see it in and around my feed when the football season started. Happy to see its return
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