I Never Liked You

Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.

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  • cdgh v
    Here for it
    I am here for it all. I LOVE Matteo’s singing outbursts, impressions, Nicks outfits.. I love it all. They make me laugh so hard. Who are all these people demanding less singing?!?!
  • ErinMarieR
    Not long enough !
    We need more of you two. I LOVE your friendship and i LOL every single episode. ♥️♥️
  • Parker Sargent
    So funny and quick
    I love them so much and the episodes are short!
  • Shannon Maloney1
    Funny!
    It’s a nice distraction from me day! Makes me laugh out loud.
  • nursecoopy
    Pure joy
    Just what I need right now- side splitting laughter, honesty, nostalgic movie reviews. Thank you!
  • Gleeben
    It’s perfect belligerence
    No notes
  • JuliaPancakes
    Am I okay?
    I don’t know what it says about me that this is my comfort show. I think only good things.
  • rachelhs22
    Honestly Amazing
    Listen (or watch if you can)
  • louislouislouislouis
    Usually funny but occasionally genuinely distressing
    I don't understand how a person can be both genuinely charming and legitimately the most empty-headed moron I've ever heard speak, but Nick manages it. That's not really a compliment. I hope it's a bit. But Matteo in position as the smart one is perhaps more upsetting because he's not a complete idiot but still has significant knowledge gaps and isn't the sharpest critical thinker. His ability to counter Nick's idiocy is limited, and I suppose that's why it's funny because Matteo knows Nick is wrong and doesn't even know where to start. This entire thing is a harsh indictment of our times. I'm glad I never had children. The human race is at the start of a serious descent. May god have mercy on our souls.
  • Simple effective
    ?
    I do enjoy these two but the Nick-is-stupid schtick is old episode after episode. It’s the lowest hanging fruit and I like when the topics bring up other sides of the hosts
  • Ethicalish
    Great content, but fix the volume!
    I love the guys, I love the content, but it is the most annoying podcast to listen to. They scream in the mic and do not adjust it in editing. You turn the volume up and down a dozen times each episode.
  • Chukno3-1
    These need to be longer!!
    I’d give it 5 stars if it was even a 30 minute show! Y’all never finish your arguments or thoughts.
  • _matthewmark_
    Cera in Land Before Time
    You all couldn’t get past Cera’s name in Land Before Time and called it “so 90s” to name her Sarah. It’s a play on her literally being a TriCERAtops!! CERA. Thank you for peak jaded gay entertainment.
  • MioRosa
    The best comedy duo!
    Absolutely love the pod, love you guys! More importantly, I LOVE the Liza impression!
  • kbsea
    Delightful
    Matteo and Nick make my daily work slog tolerable. I just love them.
  • RenPen13
    No more Liza
    Love the pod, hate the Liza voice. It gets forced in to every episode.
  • TiaNicole89
    We’re almost there!
    Love them. So glad we’ve gotten Matteo to stop singing. Now let’s work on stopping the Liza impressions.
  • Polegal
    Lpve this
    I love this podcast. These two are so funny and I hope to be able to see Matteo live sometime!
  • mwrapp1
    Too much singing
    Found this podcast via YouTube and liked Matteo’s standup so I gave it a try, but I cannot stand the constant singing outbursts.
  • RembrandtRob
    Omg! Too funny!
    I just discovered this podcast and I’ve laughed until I cried! Love these guys 👍🏻👍🏻🩷🩷🩷
  • Mmalacopa
    My comfort podcast - Funniest guys ever
    I have no knowledge of or interest in 90s divas, fornite, or fast food and Ive never watched anything Liza Minelli has been in, but this is one of my top 3 favorite podcast. Nick and Matteo have such a wonderful friendship and I love listening to them talk about or sing or do everything. I rewatch/ listen and can’t get enough. Thanks guys 🤍
  • Wayfarer12801
    Cackling in public
    It’s like overhearing a conversation between Squidward and sassy Super Mario on an airplane… I burst out laughing when I’m listening in public. I need this to be a daily series 😂
  • hfjffl
    Goodish
    Great chemistry and banter, wish Mateo sang less (or never 🤞🏻).
  • jackeyjohn
    Obsessed
    Literally so funny, love y’all
  • GabbyDaBest
    Love it!
    Love this duo (minus Mateo’s sometimes out of control ego) however between the 15+ 10 second dramatic pauses in each episode plus the longest ads I think I’ve ever witnessed we’re only getting about 12 min of content. Please make the episodes longer 😭
  • its going to be great
    Vegetables
    I eat vegetables now I’m a veggie girl. I’m done
  • rosyennovy
    This is my new favorite show
    I LOVE the dynamic between these two. I cannot get enough. Love you both!
  • abbmo9
    Obsessed
    What I would pay to have dinner with these two
  • clayrs
    Perfect
    Love this duo
  • ✨Ab✨
    Hilarious!
    I wish the episodes were longer, but I completely understand why they’re almost 15mins long. Regardless, you two together are a hilarious duo! Thanks for entertaining us.👏🏽 I came here to support, rate and write a review. I only watch the videos on YouTube. If you don’t, you’re missing half of it! The reactions, body language, & facial expressions.💕
  • LysaBeth24
    Rate and a review your favorite podcasts
    Done! 😎
  • Doron.m
    A masterclass in lack of knowledge
    Each episode I’m left wondering how Nick became a full fledged adult while knowing so little about the world. Is this an act or our education system is truly that bad? Otherwise it’s funny
  • Kate122821
    Amazing!
    I live this podcast so much. So funny . It's too short though, I want longer episodes! Also would love to yall talk about pop culture .
  • 837394Hal
    Love but way too short
    The episodes are way too short 30 min at the bare minimum. Take this as a compliment it’s not meant to be negative!!! More please! One criticism is Matteo please stop singing constantly you are blasting my speakers and half the time it doesn’t fit or sound good.
  • Drea368
    The best!
    So funny - so smart - love listening to these two.
  • Tyfgnm
    Can Matteo get less than One-dimensional?
    Nick tries to stay entertaining Matteo carps about needing to record another segment because he’s SO busy talking about how he’s: 1) Gay 2) Italian 3} Needing to be making more money/notoriety Nick really deserves a better cohost and we can all rejoice for that miracle
  • TracySchaffer
    Love these two!
    Nick and Mateo are absolutely hilarious! One of my favorite podcasts. So quick witted and entertaining ❤️
  • DNAlien51
    “Nick, it’s not Game of Thrones! It’s the PTA!”
    Matteo and Nick absolutely slay me every episode! I love their catty banter so much I often watch the YouTube video after listening to an episode. Thank you both for sharing your frenemy fabulousness with the world!
  • jermonje
    I am Nick Smith
    I have never felt so seen as I do when I listen to this podcast. Everything I have ever thought comes out of Nick’s mouth. I think that’s a good thing? 😂
  • TrinaBean32
    Belly Laughs
    I have never laughed so much as I do while listening to this podcast. Thank you Matteo and Nick for being so authentically yourselves and blessing us all with your friendship.
  • shawdir
    So funny!
    I look forward to each episode ❤️
  • Acileo
    Chaotic and hilarious
    I love this podcast so much. Nick not knowing anything and Matteo’s disbelief about Nick’s lack of knowledge is hilarious. It is the perfect length of time.
  • adrizzlin
    Snort laughing it’s so funny
    Oh my gosh, so funny! I laugh out loud so much. I wish the episodes were longer!
  • Richie J. A.
    Longer episodes!
    Definitely make the work day better with you two! I’m practically on floor laughing everytime!
  • bsdangel
    Obsessed
    I laugh out loud every episode. Thank you both.
  • JulieElyse
    Too short
    The lengths of these episodes are criminally short.
  • Run forest run part 2
    Lovely
    I deeply enjoy your discussions. Nick your deadpan awkwardness brightens my day.
  • Estella Rose
    Adore Nick, Matteo meh
    Nick is so hilarious without even trying, I wish Matteo would let nick finish his thoughts cause nick is way funnier than Matteo. Matteo is trying too hard
  • Skyelton
    Perfection
    I have spent the past two days while at work binging all the episodes and I can not express how much I love this Pod!
  • Geared mom
    The perfect pairing
    You two need to get together with the I’ve Had It team for a crossover event. That would be perfection.
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