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Stream of consciousness meets storytelling meets spoken word poetry meets stoner ramblings… gabby is multitudes

Gabby I wish you were teaching my anatomy and physiology classes.

This is basically spoken word poetry love love love

Love you, gabby

This lesbian just gets it.

So relatable and hilarious, what manic genius. thank you for your service

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First encountered her on DWTS where she was cough *robbed* cough, excuse me sorry, where she dazzled the world with her charm, grace and talent. I’ve been a huge fan ever since. I fainted when I saw she was going to be on one of my favorite shows Traitors and I KNEW she would dominate as either a faithful or a traitor. Now you’re telling me I get to have her whisper her wisdoms to me in my ears anytime I want?! I think I’m gonna be alright after all kids 😍💜💜

Obsessed with Gabby!!

This podcast is a blessssssing thank you Gabby

To say this podcast is a flower among weeds is to insult it. This podcast defies description. So I will NOT be trying to do so. All I can say is I didn’t know what I was missing until I hit play. The version of me that existed before listening to HER… can never be again. xoxoxo

The only solo podcast I enjoy. I love her mind……

Genuinely the best form of media I have ever consumed. Absolutely entertaining and I can’t get enough. Haven’t listen to music in a week. All I listen to is Gabby and I am not mad about that. Genuinely so GOOD

I love this podcast!!! Gabby is hilarious! I love to hear her and Robby together! 🫶 A Y chromosome IS a broken X chromosome 😜

<3 u gabby

I love this podcast so much! Thank you Gabby! I love listening to your opinions and your personality. Thanks for sharing yourself with us!

Fellow ex-icu nurse here and I will listen to gaggy rant until I die. Funniest person ever

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I didn’t know what to expect from this pod but I love it! Gabby is a treasure. It’s like spoken word & the conversation you have in the bar bathroom with a hype girl at the same time! Very funny and interesting, poetic and empowering!

First off, never heard of Gabby, until Traitors. And after her slay of a comment “I’m a lesbian now” I knew I needed to know more about her, enter Instagram follow and finding this podcast. She is outrageous, says what she wants, in what I call a seamless, stream of conscious, long winded, narrative. You may think, oh she sounds dumb, but when you actually listen to what she says, it’s actually quite smart, funny, candid, and so real! I look forward to all her takes, and as a gay man, I need more Gabby and her takes on a daily basis! Even her ads are incredible! Do I need a vib***tor? No, but she makes me want to buy one! Her honesty is refreshing-and many times I find myself saying, yep, I agree! Don’t sleep on this pod!

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This is one of the most honest, funniest podcasts I have heard in a long time (and I listen to a lot of podcasts). Keep it up, I beg of you

I never thought anyone could take down the patriarchy until I listened to this podcast. Gaggys our only hope.

truly makes ME feel seen and so happy while listening. I’ve followed her since Bachelor days and I deep down have always seen DA HILARIOUS AND LOVABLE GAGGY and now so happy everyone else sees it too. truly so authentic, I’d be honored to be able to have a conversation with her about all things life. I weirdly feel we have a lot of things in common. ok bye, gunna go hit da penjamin <3 (ya idc it’s 9am on a Thursday so what!)

This is like ADHD slam poetry… that is frying my brain. Who the eff gave her a podcast and boatloads of money when we have to work 9-5 jobs everyday making a fraction of her pay? She doesn’t even know how to properly intro an episode or her guests. It’s like they just gave some random unemployed person who just woke up one morning (while still tripping on shrooms) a microphone, and said, “go”.

Christ this woman is brilliant. I didn’t know this brand of crazy existed outside of myself. The duds that don’t get her…they’re why I can’t spend longer than 45 mins in public. Gaggy is my president and PCP. I will be listening to all existing eps until further notice.

Every time Gabby speaks, I feel seen. She’s hilarious. She’s spontaneous. Most importantly, everything Gabby says is so true. She should do stand up, I’m so serious… but until then, this will do. I know it’s a contract but I want this for forever Gabby please.

Like idk what I’m listening to but I can’t stop listening to her!

This woman is an extemporaneous poet queen. We are not worthy of her brilliance and bon mots. 🙇🏼‍♀️

Queen of being always right and I know exactly what she’s saying every time.

I’m not saying I’m dumb!

this is what my inner thoughts and text messages i send at 3 am sound like

II’ve always been a fan of gabby but her podcast is AWFUL. I’ve tried multiple times to listen and i literally never know what she’s talking about.

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I’m floored listening to queen Gaggy ranting about whatever comes to her mind. If she started a cult I would willing join. Need her and Delta Work in a room together ASAP!

Gabby is an absurdist/genius/artiste just in time for the death spiral of late stage capitalism. Would love to smoke a cigarette with her à la “Heathers” when the asteroid hits.

HOW do you people listen to this? This sounds like a combination of SNL’s Girl-You-Should-Never-Start-A-Conversation with and the random crazy lady on the bus complaining about chemtrails

This podcast is so fun and wonderful.

I’ve been a card-carrying Gabby Stan since the dawn of time (or at least since she graced our screens with her unhinged charm), but this podcast? This podcast has unlocked a whole new level of devotion. We’re talking full-throttle, can’t-stop-listening, laugh-so-loud-my-downstairs-neighbor-thinks-I’m-having-an-episode devotion. (Welcome to NYC, where walls are thin, and personal space is a myth.) Gabby’s brain is a labyrinth of brilliance, sarcasm, and existential hilarity—crafted by the comedy gods and delivered in speech cadences that could power a metronome factory. Her topics? Unhinged and yet so on point. Her under-the-breath remarks? A masterclass in high-IQ snark. Her ability to weave together a thought so chaotically yet cohesively? Borderline sorcery. Listening to Long Winded is like stepping into a world where brutal truths are delivered on a bedazzled platter of self-awareness and wit—only Gabby could make reality checks feel like a spa day for the soul. Her run-on sentences alone should have their own fan club. So brava, KWEEN! Rise, reign, and ramble on—we are here for every last winded, wonderful second.

I wasn’t expecting to get all of my conversation starters and serious book suggestions for the year from Gaggy Windey but sometimes you get not what you want, but what you need. I, too, will need Lamictal when I’m done burning through the back catalogue, but I guess you grow through what you go through. Thanks Guru.

I’ve loved Gabby since her bachelor days! She slayed that szn, her own szn as a bachelorette, and now she’s slaying with this podcast. Best thing she’s done for us. So funny, so unhinged, she’s saying out loud the stuff we are thinking! Random rambling galore, lots of jokes, cameos with her dog-Nardo… this podcast is a weekly go to for me always. I haven’t missed an episode! Love it!

Yeah yeah i didnt know gabby until traitors so i just binged 15 episodes of the pod on a roadtrip and im obsessed

The solo episodes are absolutely incredible

Just listen.

This podcast is hysterical.

She is literally an icon… her voice is ASMR… the perfect mix of Jennifer Tilly and Jennifer Coolidge… Queenie

I can see myself smoking a cig and loudly debriefing with her after a night out. Binged her pod after I saw a clip of her and Robbie on TikTok

This is instantly a weekly listen for me, I literally haven’t missed an episode since she announced it. This is literally the only podcast I can listen to of a single person kind of just sharing their musings and I haven’t been disappointed for a second. Thank god the world is finally catching up to what a hysterical genius Gaggy is.

I love gaggy so much that I prefer her without guests. Just talking at us, train of thought, I love it. I love it.